My travels have taken me many places and I've come across a lot of different signs commanding people to clean up after their pets. Among all those postings, this one is unique. Directed toward the well-educated pet owner, it is an updated version of the directive, "Assemble your fecal material into a linear mode." Though some could argue that "ANIMAL" is redundant, since only animals produce excrement in amounts that need removal, I appreciate the specificity. Mostly, I'm glad my name isn't "HANDLER."
