I believe my Creator has a great sense of humor and sometimes I'm paying enough attention to get in on the funny things that happen around me. This was one of those days.
Monica and I were visiting the George Washington Museum and Textile Museum, a hidden gem among all the other excellent museums in Washington, DC. It was established in 1925 and has a collection of more than 20,000 textiles covering 5,000 years and five continents. The exhibits are well designed, many of the displays are breathtakingly beautiful, and the craftsmanship is marvelous.
As I was viewing a particularly detailed oriental garment, I turned around to see the lady above. It occurred to me she might have stolen items from three different exhibits and was attempting to make her way out of the museum undetected. She was a walking textile exhibit.